Care of the Soul by Thomas Moore
It says here that we all have one,
deserving our attention.
To cater for mine’s every need’s
my firmly held intention.
But there’s just one little issue
that I think I ought to mention
(I wouldn’t, but my ignorance
is causing hyper-tension):
I haven’t found my soul yet,
I don’t know where to look.
Perhaps location’s covered
in another self-help book.